Who do you think their target audience was...?

I love this commercial.

My stylish people

After spending a few hours with this thing, I think I have the design about where I want it.  Let me know if you have some input.  Color tweaks, font sizes, dashes, solids, weights, etc.

Some of my concerns still on the table:

• I don't think I like the "subscribe" link at the bottom, but I don't want to kill it until I know for sure if I'm not gonna need it's function.
• I think I want the "Shayne" link to open in a new tab for commenting.

Like I said, feel free to provide feedback in the comments!